cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
(Source: justjasper, via wendywillalwayslovepeter)
| some bitch: | omg you wore that shirt the other day |
| me: | yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine |
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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